This is what happens when you break your toys...

After a long battle with Naraku, I, Sesshoumaru thought it to be in my best interest to return to my random cliff and once again allow my beautiful hair to be tussled in the Wind.

But shortly after, my pathetic hanyou brother took it upon himself to show his face in my presence. I, Sesshoumaru, did not feel like letting him borrow $20 and proceeded to beat him into a bloody pulp like the lowly peon he is.

This resulted in Tessaiga being separated from the lowly hanyou's hands.

He always did throw tantrums when we were kids...

How peculiar. It seems separation anxiety from his beloved Tessaiga results in Inuyasha becoming just a bit more than "slightly" distruaght.

Here he is crying for his mommy.

I, Sesshoumaru, should really relieve him of his co-dependancy on Tessaiga. For when I think about it, such neediness is rather... pathetic.

Oh my...

Well, this is an unexpected development that left even I, Sesshoumaru, briefly taken aback. (Not that I would let the hanyou peon sense it, however...)

It appears that he is rather unwilling to play nicely and share his little toy sword, and this rather sudden change in makeup and wardrobe seems to confirm it.

How very odd...

And THIS is for using MY CONDITIONER!

I, Sesshoumaru, must teach this hanyou scum that split ends are UNACCEPTABLE. Can you imagine the audacity that he has, to believe that he can get by with such unconditioned folicles?

I, Sesshoumaru, think not.

He will pay.

I, Sesshoumaru, shall see to that.

...no one saw that.

This is so undignifying.

Utterly unbecoming.

Inuyasha always was the overdramatic one...

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And in the end...

*sigh* ...I, Sesshoumaru, will call a rematch to prove that I, too, can utterly kick ass.

AND I can do it in style.

And I can do it, with my shirt ON. :P