Ooo... soft!
(Shichinintai Drama CD; WAV - 193 KB)

MUKOTSU: Uh, okay... why is a woman's butt soft?
BANKOTSU/INUYASHA: HOW SHOULD WE KNOW?!
MIROKU: Ahh... I'd also like to know why that is...
MUKOTSU: Would you?
SANGO: HOUSHI-SAMA!!

(These next two clips are from the "Jigoku de Matteta Shichinintai" Drama CD. In this segment, in order to prove who was the bigger baka of the two, Inuyasha and Bankotsu were being quizzed by various members of the Shichinintai and Inu-tachi. With hilarious questions and results...)

...you're BOTH idiots!
(Shichinintai Drama CD; WAV - 359 KB)

INUYASHA: Sango!
SANGO: Eh? Me?!
INUYASHA : Just go!
SANGO: Uh... uh... When you're going to exterminate a centipede youkai, what's the best way to do it?
BANKOTSU/INUYASHA: ARM WRESTLE IT! (udezuku!)
SANGO: Not like that. The best tactic is...?
BANKOTSU/INUYASHA: BY FORCE! (chikarazuku!)
SANGO: *sigh* ...it's a tie.

(This joke is based on a play on words: udezuku and chikarazuku - both meaning "by force." But "udezuku" literally means "armwreste.")

Hey! You can't use "dynamite" in this game!!!
(Episdoe 79; WAV - 152 KB)

EVERYONE: JAN-KEN-PON!
SHIPPOU: Yeah! We're the winners again!
INUYASHA : Heehee, it feels good to keep winning, doesn't it?! Doesn't it?!

(Something about having the gang playing rock-paper-scissors just makes me giggle.)

Sit happens...
(Episode 2; WAV - 163 KB)

KAGOME: Wh... what!?
KAEDE: It doesn't matter what! Just say the word that will "quieten" his soul!
KAGOME: Um... s... s..... SIT!
INUYASHA: *WHAM!* Gyngahh!!

(Needed to bring back some of the "osuwari moments.")

Damn, he's good. He's really, really good.
(Episode 153; WAV - 489 KB)

SANGO: Houshi-sama...
MIROKU: Is it okay to be with you?
SANGO: ...
MIROKU: I don't want for you to face so much difficulty alone. Is there anything I can do?
SANGO: Just stay like this... close to me...
MIROKU: I will.

If Miroku rubs a butt, and no one is around to hear...
(Episode 153; WAV - 893 KB)

KAGOME: No matter how much of a pervert Miroku-sama is, he can choose when and where it's appropriate!
INUYASHA: Yeah, well... they promised to be husband and wife. So Sango won't get mad, will she?
KAGOME: You REALLY don't get it, do you.
INUYASHA: What don't I get?
KAGOME: No matter how much you love someone, if you make her feel bad, she'd hate you.
INUYASHA: Feh. If you take the lech from Miroku, what's left?
SHIPPOU: His kazaana, maybe?

Things could get worse... or not.
(Episode 160; WAV - 633 KB)

SOUTA: GAH! What is THAT?
INUYASHA: The iron-bike-thing. Kinda.
SOUTA: It's even more messed up than it was this morning!
INUYASHA: Well, what can I do?! If I leave it like this, Kagome's gonna...

(I don't know what it is about that last line that tickles me so much...)

You just hangin', Inuyasha?
(Episdoe 164; WAV - 421 KB)

SANGO: Inuyasha?
MIROKU: What are you DOING?
INUYASHA: Why you... I don't EVEN want to hear anything out of you.

(Just about lost my soda when I heard this one...)

GYAHHHHHHHHH!!11
(Episode 164; WAV - 788 KB)

SHIPPOU: Hm? A bird? GAH! A pa... pa.... para..... GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
INUYASHA: Hn? The parasite is still here?
SHIPPOU: Don't sneak up on me like that, you IDIOT!
INUYASHA: *sigh* Heh, if you're scared, just shut up and pass out or something. *WHACK*
SHIPPOU: Daahhhhh *passes out*.....

(Kappei + Kumiko = EX-DEE!!)