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INUYASHA Part 1: Let's Get Together, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. |
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KAGOME: Laa-dee-daa. Here I am in the Sengoku Jidai. Hey, who are you? *blink* |
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INUYASHA:
Damn. You look like the woman I love. I mean... that I hate... I mean that I love... I mean... |
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KIKYOU: DIE INUYASHA! |
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INUYASHA: Yeah, I hate her. For now. I think. |
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KAGOME: Hey! I have a jewel! Everyone wants my jewel! So to make life more interesting, let's smash it into lots and lots of really teeny little pieces!! |
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INUYASHA: I hate you, too. |
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KAGOME: Inuyasha! Be nice! SIT! |
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INUYASHA:
*WHAM* |
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KAEDE: Ye will go and find the jewel fragments. |
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INU-TACHI: "Ye?" |
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KAEDE: And ye will not mock crappy dubbing. |
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SESSHOUMARU: You pathetic hanyou half-brother of mine. You will die!! |
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KAGOME: Everyone wants you to die, don't they? Gee, Inuyasha. What did you DO to everyone to make them so... not like you? Because I like you. You can't be ALL that bad. Um, right? |
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INUYASHA: He's just jealous because Dad left me the COOL sword, and he got stuck with that crappy one. |
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KAGOME: Wow! Protect me with your really cool big sword Inuyasha! |
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INUYASHA: Yeah, whatever. |
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SESSHOUMARU: Jealous of you? Ha. Don't make me laugh. I'm taller, more handsome, have better fashion sense, AND I look good in makeup. |
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KAGOME: Oh yeah? Well HE has cute puppy-ears! See? *tweak tweak* |
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INUYASHA: Don't even go there. |
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SESSHOUMARU: No, no... she has a point. Those ears are girl magnets. I wish I could say the same of my fluff, but it just serves to confuse everyone. Not to mention I only have one arm... |
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INUYASHA: Yeah, well, next time, we won't run while we're holding the swords. Dad TOLD us someone might take out a body part or something. |
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SHIPPOU: Can I come, with you guys now? I'm all alone! And you need an obligatory cute character to join you on your show. It's a given. |
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KAGOME: Aww, you're so cute! Okay, come along! *huggles* |
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INUYASHA: Pah. Stupid brat. I hate cute. |
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MIROKU: Ooo! Pretty girl! *rub rub* May I come with you on your quest to find the jewel? Will you bear my child? I have this nasty kazaana thing in my hand and... *rub rub* |
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KAGOME: Stop touching me! And ew, you perv! |
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SANGO: I would like to join your team, as well. My village was wiped out and I must find my brother's killer. |
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MIROKU: I would certainly not have a problem with that. *rub rub* |
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KAGOME: Whee! How much fun will that be! Because if it were just me and these three guys, that would be too weird. Now we can have so much fun! *glitter hearts stars* |
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INUYASHA: Resisting... urge... to beat everyone up... *veinpop* |
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NARAKU: Kukukukukuku... I, Naraku, have beseiged my villanous plague upon you all! Kukukuku! |
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INUYASHA: Bastard! You suck! |
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