INUYASHA
The Condensed Version
Part 2: I hate you, I love you...
INUYASHA:
*WHAM*
@#(*V^$)@!!!
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INUYASHA Part 2: I hate you, I love you... |
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MIROKU: I do not like Naraku. He cursed my family with this kazaana. |
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SANGO: I hate him, too! He killed my brother. |
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INUYASHA: Yeah, well, I hate him because he killed my girlfriend. And I pretty much hate everyone, anyway, so why stop here? |
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KAGOME: I hate him because everyone else hates him. And he's a big meanie! Oh, feel the hate! |
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KIKYOU: DIE, INUYASHA! DIE, KAGOME!! |
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INUYASHA: Dammit! Stoppit, Kikyou! You're making me all confused and shit. |
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KAGOME: Confused? About WHAT? Don't you want me? ME? The one whos' with you all the time? The one who is throwing herself at your feet? Look! *cute heart stars* |
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INUYASHA: ...if I liked that sort of crap, I guess. |
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KAGOME: Jerk! SIT! I'm going home! |
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INUYASHA:
*WHAM* |
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MIROKU: See, the problem is that Inuyasha will never admit his feelings for Kagome. It is so obvious to us that he loves Kagome. I, on the other hand, make my feelings quite clear *grabs Sango's butt* |
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SANGO: Yeah, well, you and your butt-grabbing aren't any better. *whams over head with hiraikotsu* |
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MIROKU: You are misunderstanding me once again, Sango. |
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SANGO: ...why do we put up with you? |
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MIROKU: Certainly because, first, I bring humor to the show. And secondly, my plight is most definitely suggestive of one turning a weakness he was born with into a strength for himself and his allies, thus giving the show a certain optimistic moral value. |
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SANGO: ...that was deep. I think I might like you after all. |
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INUYASHA: Oh, please. |
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KIKYOU: Do you still love me, Inuyasha? |
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INUYASHA: How the hell should I know? I'm confused. Love is a four-letter word. |
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SHIPPOU: So? You use four-letter words all the time, and that never stopped you. |
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INUYASHA: Ah, shut the hell up, brat. |
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KIKYOU: I shall take you to the afterlife with me and we can be together for all time and eternity and we will once again be as we were destined to be forever beause that's the way it should have been. |
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INUYASHA: Once I figure out what you just said, sure, fine. I'll go. |
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KAGOME: But you'll die if you do! |
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INUYASHA: I will? Aw, shit. Sorry, Kikyou. I guess I'll stay here and go with Kagome, after all. |
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KIKYOU: ....... |
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KAGOME: Wheeeeee! He likes me! He likes me!! |
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