INUYASHA
The Condensed Version
Part 4: Rivalries Abound!
*battle music plays*
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INUYASHA Part 4: Rivalries Abound! |
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KAGEROUMARU: Mmm... yummy innards. I will eat you! NUMMY NUM NUM! |
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INUYASHA: Argh! Over my dead body you'll eat us! *kills* |
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SESSHOUMARU: Stupid hanyou brother. I'm STILL better than you. And LOOK! I have... A NEW SWORD! |
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RIN: Go, Sesshoumaru-sama!! You can do it!! |
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INUYASHA: Damn asshole, are you just here to rub in that I'm having trouble with my sword right now?! YOU'RE STILL JUST JEALOUS I HAVE THE BETTER SWORD! |
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GATENMARU: You will die, little man! And your sword sucks! And your feet stink! And most of all, your girlfriend... |
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INUYASHA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *kills more stuff* |
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SESSHOUMARU: ....whatever. *beats up Inuyasha* |
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INUYASHA: Shit!! That HURT! But... I killed all sorts of stuff. But why don't I' remember it....?! Royal crappage!! |
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KAGOME: I still love you, Inuyasha! I can help you! *huggles* |
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INUYASHA: Well, that transforming thing just scared the crap out of me. So I need to go and do something about it. Like, beat the shit outta something. |
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TOUTOUSAI: Defeat your father's fated foe. Then you will truly kick ass, Inuyasha. |
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RYUUKOTSEI: I am your father's fated foe. I am powerful. You will not beat me!! |
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INUYASHA: Oh, HELLYEAH I WILL! My sword got stronger! WATCH ME as I kick this bastard's ass! BAKURYUUHA!!! |
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INU-TACHI:
OOOOoOooOoOo!!!
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INUYASHA: I SO totally rule. |
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KOUGA:
You do not! For I shall now claim my Kagome for my own! *battle music plays* |
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KAGOME: Uh.... |
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INUYASHA: Grrr! Stupid wolf! Kagome's mine! |
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KOUGA: No. She's mine! |
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INUYASHA: SHE'S MINE! |
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KOUGA: SHE'S MINE! |
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INUYASHA: SHUT UP! |
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KOUGA: YOU SHUT UP! |
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INUYASHA: NO, YOU SHUT UP!! |
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KOUGA: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!! |
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KAGOME: *sigh* |
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KIKYOU: I have returned, Inuyasha. And I have something to say. Naraku has a human heart in him that is in love with me. So what do you plan to do about it? |
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INUYASHA: WTF?! I WILL KICK HIS ASS! |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Out, damn human heart, out, I, Naraku, say! *spits out snot-ball looking thing* |
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MUSOU: I am Musou! And I love you, Kagome, or Kikyou, or whoever you are! I want you! |
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INU-TACHI: ...he's naked! |
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KAGOME: Well, that just creeps the heck out of me. |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku, and it appears I, Naraku, still need him. Never mind, then. *re-absorbs Musou* |
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INUYASHA: DIE, NARAKU!! BAKRYUUHAAA!! |
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NARAKU-TACHI: Ha ha ha, didn't work. *razz* |
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INUYASHA: DAMMIT!! BASTARD! YOU SUCK!! |
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