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INUYASHA Part 6: If Ya Can't Beat 'em... You Probably Suck. |
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INUYASHA: Hah! You worthless, freaky buttmuch! I just came back from some kickass training and I'm ready to whip your sorry ass into yester-jidai! |
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KAGOME: For some reason, I kinda resent that thought. |
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INUYASHA: KAZE NO KIZU!!! |
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MIROKU: You know, I find it really annoying that whenever Naraku is around, those saimyoushou practically render my kazaana useless. And that is indeed one of my most powerful assets. |
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SANGO: So shall we go and hunt for my brother instead? |
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MIROKU: Indeed we shall. Let us make use of ourselves. |
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KOHAKU: What was I doing again? |
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RIN: How about we be like normal kids and play hide-and-seek or something. |
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KOHAKU: Okay then. How about we play hide-and-seek from that weirdo with the freaky cat with the flaming feet. |
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SANGO: If you weren't my brother, I'd beat the heck out of you for calling me that. |
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KOHAKU: Who were you again? |
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SANGO: *sigh* |
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INUYASHA: NARAKU! YOU'RE MINE!! KAZE NO...! |
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KAGURA: Now just you hold it right there, dogboy. Your BROTHER is in that slimy mess somewhere! Don't you know that? |
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INUYASHA: You say that like I should give a flying turd about it. |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku ku. I, Naraku, shall now destroy you all! |
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INUYASHA: My butt, you will! KAZE NO KIZU!! |
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KAGURA: Holy crap! His sword changes colors! |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku. I, Naraku, find that amusing. But, I Naraku, wish to ask you, Inuyasha. How can you tell it's red? Ku ku ku... |
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INUYASHA: Oh, that does it. You and your lame-ass dog jokes ARE GOIN' DOWN!! RED TESSAIGA!!! |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku.... ku ku ku... uh-oh. My... barrier... *starts getting beat up a bit* |
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INUYASHA: BAH! See!? Me and my kickass sword broke through that stupid barrier of yours! |
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SESSHOUMARU: Stand back, you pathetic hanyou. Naraku shall be my prey. |
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INUYASHA: BAH! Where the HELL have you been this whole time, dumbass? |
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SESSHOUMARU: I thought I was getting a mudbath. But now that I know Naraku instead intended to suck my body into his own, I shall have to slaughter the bastard. |
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INUYASHA: Bah! It's MY manga! I'm taking him down. ME! |
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SESSHOUMARU: But I'M the one who can take him down in STYLE. Now step aside. |
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INUYASHA: Make me. |
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SESSHOUMARU: You're such a pathetic.... |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku. And while you two worthless vermin argue, I, Naraku shall make my exit. |
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INUYASHA: I DON'T THINK SO, BASTARD!!! |
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SESSHOUMARU: I will not let you off so ealisy! |
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NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Sesshoumaru, I, Naraku, shall remind you that you have the little girl to worry about. *escapes in ball of fumes and stuff* |
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SESSHOUMARU: Damn you. I'm going to have to kill you for exposing my paternal nature. |
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INUYASHA: Aw, that's so sweet of you, bro. You've got a kid now? I had no idea! So do you guys bake cookies and shit? |
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SESSHOUMARU: SHUT UP! |
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