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How
many WOULD it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How
many Rumiko Takahashi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one,
but it takes one of her characters to burn it out, two characters to
fight over actually being able to change it, a few random enemies and
one BIG BAD enemy who want the lightbulb all to themselves... and over
300 chapters to tell us how the hell they're going to change it.
How
many Adult Swim Schedulers would it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But
it would take ten tries before actually settling on WHEN he/she wants
to change the lightbulb.
How
many Inuyashas would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one.
Except that first he'd think he wants to get a full-fledged lightbulb.
Then he'd have to find the lightbulb that his father left for him. Then
he'd realize that he doesn't know how to USE the lightbulb. Then he'd
have Kagome show him how to use it. Then when he realizes that he's
only using 25 watts, he'd switch to 50 watts. Then 100 watts. Then a
three-way 75-watt, 100-watt, and 200-watt lightbulb.
How many
Kagomes would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one.
Except she's never home to actually change it. And jii-chan keeps making
excuses as to why the lightbulb burned out.
How many
Mirokus does it take to change a lightbulb?
It kind
of depends. See, he keeps asking around, seeking someone to give him
a lightbulb... but when he actually FINDS someone who will give him
a lightbulb, that person turns out to either be possessed, or in disguise,
or something. And then he has to end up refusing the lightbulb, anyway.
How many
Sangos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one,
and she'll either smack or wham it with her hiraikotsu when it doesn't
want to turn on.
How many
Shippous does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four.
One to screw the lightbulb in, one to hold the ladder, one to actually
BE the lightbulb, and one to play decoy to Inuyasha, who will come in
and start beating up on Shippou for making comments about how Inuyasha
is too stupid to know how to change a lightbulb.
How many
Kikyous does it take to change a lightbulb?
Actually,
Kikyou never has to change her lightbulbs. They die, but keep turning
back on over and over and over again.
How many
Sesshoumarus does it take to change a lightbulb?
One swish
of his sword would bring that lightbulb right back to life, now wouldn't
it?
...not
to mention he's kinda annoyed because his dad wants him to use crappy
flourescent lightbulbs and left the really bright, awesome lightbulbs
with Inuyasha.
How many
Narakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'd be
able to answer this question better, except that the bastard keeps frikking
changing lightbulb brands. And then the last time the lightbulb died,
he HID THE FRIKKING LAMP!
And did
I mention that he'd probably just get one of his underlings to change
it for him...?
How many
Kohakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one,
because we just figured out that he remembered how to change it! Nevermind
that he was the reason the lightbulb went out in the first place.
How many
Kougas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well,
he doesn't really want to accept that the lightbulb burned out. He's
just going to keep going back, flicking the switch stubbornly, insisting
that the light is SUPPOSED to be turning on.
How many
Kaguras does it take to change a lightbulb?
She doesn't
know. And frankly, she doesn't give a damn. She just hates the fact
thtat she's being asked to change lightbulbs.
How many
Hakudoushis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't
matter because he knows that all the lightbulbs are going to burn out,
anyway. So he just sits back, watches the show, and when one doesn't
work, he kills it.
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